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• Quote #5 Here is a classic example of a language feature which combines danger to the programmer with difficulty for the implementor.
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  And a fellow came out and said, "Come on in, they're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!...
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....