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• You have junk mail.
• If you don't need it, you will have in on file, and if you need it, the file will be lost, or you don't have it.
  The more urgent the need, the less likely you will be to find the needed response....
• bit bucket n. [very common] 1. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a register during a shift instruction).
  Discarded, lost, or destroyed data is said to have `gone to the bit bucket'....
• You never have mail.
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....