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• I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
• And again the game's turned round on it's head.
• I used to be such a sweet sweet thing, 'til they got a hold of me
  I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see, I got no friends 'cause they read the papers, they can't be seen, With me, and I'm feelin' real shot down, And I'm, uh, feelin' mean, No more, Mr....
• And then I woke up.
• I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song. -- Fred Reu
• Joy to the world the teacher's dead! They barbecued her head!
  What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty And 'round and 'round it goes And 'round and 'round it....
• Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream, I wonder how the old folks are tonight, Her name was Ann, and I'll be damned if I recall her face, She left me not knowing what to do.
  Carefree Highway, let me slip away on you, Carefree Highway, you seen better days, The morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes, Carefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you....
• I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
  .. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare....
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....