BIBLE
A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy,
and to be something that they should follow. It is of course
generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they
don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at
public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the
other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership. A
religion based around the teachings of any compilation of Toxic
Custard would be very strange indeed. To subscribe to this new cult
following, send $15 now.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy,
and to be something that they should follow. It is of course
generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they
don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at
public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the
other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership. A
religion based around the teachings of any compilation of Toxic
Custard would be very strange indeed. To subscribe to this new cult
following, send $15 now.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- HOLY
Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get... - TRAM
Large green thing which rumbles down city streets,
carrying people to where they want to go. Generally... - INSTRUCTIONS
1. Take your new Toxic Custard out of the box,
and check that all the parts are present. (Main... - NIGHT
That time of day when it isn't. Night is generally recognised by an
overall lack of light,
and the sudden manifestation of strange noises which... - RAFFLE
A way to get you to spend $2 in the mistaken belief that you have a
newt's chance in a grinder of winning a hamper/car/holiday.
There's something just not quite right about the... - OSBORNE THE WEIRD (1621-1664)
St Osborne could be seen running around the streets of Naples
wearing nothing more than a tea cosy.
Which is a pretty good reason for being known as... - BED
A horizontally positioned, generally soft, piece of furniture where
people go to sleep.
Apart from this, a bed can be used for... reading... - OBJECT
Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous
in its description of anything,
and not actually meaning very much. Generally most... - ZODIAC
Twelve symbols based on constellations that someone probably saw
through a very dodgy telescope,
as they ain't up there now. The Zodiac has become...
From the same category:
- We apologize for the previous
apology..... - Tis hard if all is false that I advance.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Conversation, Line... - They're not calling it the stock market any longer.
It's the stuck market. When a man walks into a hotel... - Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die,
life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.
Langston... - In good speaking,
should not the mind of the speaker know the truth of...
