I Sent A Letter To The Fish, I Said It Very Loud And Clear, I Told Them, "This Is What I Wish.

I Sent A Letter To The Fish, I Said It Very Loud And Clear, I Told Them, "This Is What I Wish.

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I sent a letter to the fish, I said it very loud and clear,
I told them, "This is what I wish." I went and shouted in his ear.
The little fishes of the sea, But he was very stiff and proud,
They sent an answer back to me. He said "You needn't shout so loud."
The little fishes' answer was And he was very proud and stiff,
"We cannot do it, sir, because..." He said "I'll go and wake them if..."
I sent a letter back to say I took a kettle from the shelf,
It would be better to obey. I went to wake them up myself.
But someone came to me and said But when I found the door was locked
"The little fishes are in bed." I pulled and pushed and kicked and
knocked,
I said to him, and I said it plain And when I found the door was shut,
"Then you must wake them up again." I tried to turn the handle, But...

"Is that all?" asked Alice.
"That is all." said Humpty Dumpty. "Goodbye."

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