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• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a cemetery person.
  Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!...
• The person next to you needs a hug.
• Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...
• A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why.
  .eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di....
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
  That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...