"Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry,
We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face,
Right many a nipperkin! I shot at him as he at me,
And killed him in his place.
I shot him dead because --
Because he was my foe, He thought he'd 'list, perhaps,
Just so: my foe of course he was; Off-hand-like -- just as I --
That's clear enough; although Was out of work -- had sold his traps
No other reason why.
Yes; quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat, if met where any bar is
Or help to half-a-crown."
-- Thomas Hardy
By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry,
We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face,
Right many a nipperkin! I shot at him as he at me,
And killed him in his place.
I shot him dead because --
Because he was my foe, He thought he'd 'list, perhaps,
Just so: my foe of course he was; Off-hand-like -- just as I --
That's clear enough; although Was out of work -- had sold his traps
No other reason why.
Yes; quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat, if met where any bar is
Or help to half-a-crown."
-- Thomas Hardy
Related:
- Yes quaint and curious war is,
You shoot a fellow down;
You'd treat if met where any bar is Or help to half... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles... - Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and... - Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory... - Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following... - Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good... - The STAR WARS Song
Sung to the tune of "Lola",
by the Kinks: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah...
From the same category:
- Playing with the Christmas Fire:
Yule B.... - TeX is Great and Knuth is its
Prophet... - In vino veritas. In aqua sanitas.
[In wine, truth.
In water, health... - Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Maurice... - SMILEY
:> hmm,
let me think.....
