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• Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
• I have but one claw, but beware! -- Batty
• I 'm armed with more than complete steel,-- The justice of my quarrel.
  -- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- Lust's Dominion, Act iii, Sc. 4...
• 20) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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• Dear Lord: I just want a one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.
• Armed and dangerous, but I forgot where I put it...
• Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear On the other hand, again.