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• God is alive! He just don't want to get involved in anything.
• God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• God isn't dead, He just couldn't find a parking place.
• God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
• God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.