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• FORTRAN, "the infantile disorder", by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today
  it is too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use....
• FORTRAN, the infantile disorder, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today
  it is now too clumsy, too risky, and to expensive to use....
• The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
  -- E. W. Dijkstra...
• No, thank you. My ears are too sweet now.
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Roses are red, and violets are too expensive for you.
• The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.
  -- Diskson's Rule of 49...
• I'm too old to die young, and too young to die now. -- Warren Zevo