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• Forgetfulness, n: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
• FORGETFULNESS, n. A gift of God bestowed upon doctors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Peace is not necessarily God's gift to you, it is your gift to others and their gift to you.
• Ewelme (n,vb.) The smile bestowed on you by an air hostess.
• Beer: God's gift to the working slob.
• I should never have made my success in life if I had not bestowed upon the least thing I have ever undertaken the same attention and care I have bestowed upon the greatest.
  -- Charles Dicke...
• BERENICE'S HAIR, n. A constellation (_Coma Berenices_) named in honor of one who sacrificed her hair to save her husband.
  Her locks an ancient lady gave Her loving husband's life to save...