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• Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair.
• Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to be used by you, .
  ..Everybody's looking for something. -- Eurythmic...
• Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you.
  Some of them want to abuse you, everybody's looking for something. -- Eurythmic...
• 17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is noncancellable.
  -- Esquire, May 1977...
• Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
  -- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...
• To Harmodius, descended from the ancient Harmodius, when he reviled Iphicrates [a shoemaker's son] for his mean birth, "My nobility," said he, "begins in me, but yours ends in you.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Iphicrate...
• This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
• I stopped my subscription to Consumer Reports ... I don't want to know about the "acceptable amount" of rodent hair in wholesale tuna fish.
  I'm a very weird guy. I have no acceptable amount of rodent hair....