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• Basic Baggage Principle: Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.
• Whatever carousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.
  -- Basic Baggage Principle...
• Maturity is said to have arrived when one is able to distinguish without great difficulty, the difference between wisdom and a simple case of cold feet.
• There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• iron box n. [Unix/Internet] A special environment set up to trap a cracker logging in over remote connections long enough to be traced.
  May include a modified shell restricting the cracker's movements in unobvious ways, and `bait' files designed to keep him interested and logged on....
• iron box: [UNIX/Internet] n. A special environment set up to trap a {cracker} logging in over remote connections long enough to be traced.
  May include a modified {shell} restricting the cracker's movements in unobvious ways, and `bait' files designed to keep him interested and logged on....
• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
  -- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...