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• Even if you persuade me, you won't persuade me.
• You cannot antagonize and persuade at the same time.
• The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of our present consciousness is only one out of many worlds of consciousness that exist.
  -- William Jame...
• Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it.
  If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information....
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• It is the essence of grantsmanship to persuade the Foundation executives that is was they who suggested the research project and that you were a belated conve
  agreeing reluctantly to all that had proposed. -- Parkinson's Principle of Non-Originatio...
• You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. -- Aristophane