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• BONDSMAN, n. A fool who, having property of his own, undertakes to become responsible for that entrusted to another to a third.
  Philippe of Orleans wishing to appoint one of his favorites, a dissolute nobleman, to a high office, asked him what security he would be able to give....
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were. -- Bob Steele
• The not at all negligible advantage of having greatly hated men is that one comes to endure them by the exhaustion of this very hatred.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• Try to arrange your life in such a way that you can afford to be disinterested.
  It is the most expensive of all luxuries, and the one best worth having. -- William Inge...