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• Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turning before we have learnt to walk. -- Cyril Connolly
• If you've got a problem with this then go back, write the whole thing out using sigma notation and convince yourself that it's better not to have problems.
• Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with
  omething better than political opportunist slamming hate horseshit in the public park....
• The problem with public washrooms is, you have to let the public in. -- Rob Campbell
• Major policy decisions should always be left to politicians and other government experts, who are more informed and thus have better judgment and perspective than do members of the general public.
• The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married. Cyril Connolly
• Think much, speak little, and write less. However, if you are going to write
  it is well to write what you think people think you think rather than what you think, because people have no idea what you think, and likely as not, are uninterested....
• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
  -- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)...
• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
  -- A.J. Liebling...