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• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Band members do it in public.
• In measuring electrical activity in different parts of the brai
  esearchers found that people who describe themselves as generally happy have more activity in the left prefrontal lobe of their brains than do other people....
• A recent study suggests that people who are left-handed are more likely to succeed in business than are right-handed people.
  Researchers studied photographs of 1,000 prominent business executives and found that 21 percent of these executives wrote with their left hand....
• Government officials should rely on their own judgment rather than unquestioningly carrying out the will of the people whom they serve.
• In the Bayhead Public Library, books that are rarely borrowed continue to take up shelf space year after yea
  while people who want to read a recent novel frequently find that the library's only copy is checked out....
• The following appeared in the editorial section of an educational publication.
  "One study at Lee University found that first-semester grades of teenage students who had always attended public, tax-supported schools were slightly lower than the grades of students who had received some home schooling instruction by parents at home, although the grade differences disappeared in the second semester....
• Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
  -- Will Roge...
• We would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in this programme.
  It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time-servers who are more concerned with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they supposedly represent, nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today....