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• It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree.
  For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree....
• You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other people get what they want.
• If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people. -- Oriental Proverb
• Harris had the beefstead pie between his knees, and was carving it, and George and I were waiting with our plates ready.
  "Have you got a spoon there?" says Harris; "I want a spoon to help the gravy with....
• Ro: "For all we know, you and I could be married." Rike
  'For all we know', you and I could hate each other." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• I can only tell you that I sincerely wish that I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
• People who can agree on what's funny can usually agree on other things.
• It is generally agreed that those people who agree with you are ranked in your mind as intelligent.
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...