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Jolt Is For Windows Programmers. It's Typical IBM PC
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Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC: it goes in brown
and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh programmers: it
goes in yellow and comes out yellow. It's WYSIWYP.
-- Guy Kawasaki
Related:
Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy....
Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out!
What goes in, comes out. -- Richard N. Farme
What goes in is not always what comes out!!!
Macintosh programmers do it in window
ed wire n. [IBM] Patch wires installed by programmers who have no business mucking with the hardware.
It is said that the only thing more dangerous than a hardware guy with a code patch is a softy with a soldering iron....
ed wire: [IBM] n. Patch wires installed by programmers who have no business mucking with the hardware.
It is said that the only thing more dangerous than a hardware guy with a code patch is a {softy} with a soldering iron....
Politicians are like banana's: They go in green; Come out yellow; And are always bent.
It is November first 1940; in the famous sound stage of THE WIZARD OF OZ on the MGM lot, a little man is lying face-up on the yellow brick road.
His wide eyes stare upward into the blinding stage lights....