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• May the Merrill Lynch Bull leave its portfolio on your rug!
• understand, v: To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the basis of your own internal model instead.
• Seeing is believing
• FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14 Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good liquor at BYOB parties?
  Take along a candle, which you insert and light after you've opened the bottle....
• frink /frink/ v. The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, where it is said that the lemurs know what `frink' means, but they aren't telling....
• You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.
• My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.