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• A distributed system is one that stops you from getting any work done when a machine you've never even heard of crashes.
  -- Leslie Lamport (Attributed)...
• 1. Work Hard: hard work is the best investment a man can make.
  2. Study Hard: Knowledge enables a man to work more intelligently and effectively....
• Every instructor assumes you have nothing to do but study for his course. -- STUDENT'S LAW
• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
  Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• Nothing is hard work if you have the ability to get others to do it for you.
• What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
  "And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....
• And after you do all that work: An in-house IRS study revealed in February that the agency loses two million tax returns and related documents annually.
  One employee said that when preparing for audits, he routinely requests taxpayers' files from the state agencies because they are more likely to have the documents....
• Till then we shall be content to admit openly, what you (religionists) whisper under your breath or hide in technical jargon, that the ancient secret is a secret still
  hat man knows nothing of the Infinite and Absolute...
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......