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• Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.
• He who has burned his mouth blows his soup.
• He who blows at the foam in his beer is not thirsty. -- Talmud.
• Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
  Lisa+Laura: [wistful sigh] -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. -- Henry Morga
• Music is a higher revelation than philosophy.
  -- Ludwig von Beethoven (1770-1827)...
• Bart: Who names these things [the constellations] anyway?
  Skinner: Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me....
• He who plays with self, pulls boner.
• The Worst Musical Trio There are few bad musicians who have a chance to give a recital at a famous concert hall while still learning the rudiments of their instrument.
  This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was owed a personal favour by Georges Enesco, the celebrated violinist....