A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a
perfectly good kitten.
-- Doug Larson
perfectly good kitten.
-- Doug Larson
Related:
- I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell
something that's perfectly legal to give away?
George... - A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment,
unless there is a child in it rising three years old... - Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to
me,
but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels... - A child of five would understand this.
-- Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho... - A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way
street.
Doug... - The advice you give a kid is considered dumb until he gets the same advice
from another kid.
Doug... - The cat could very well be man's best friend
but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug... - If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end,
it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. -- Doug...
From the same category:
- The number of errors make is equal to the sum of the
"squares" involved... - Pee-Wee' fired his lawyer.
He said he could handle it himself... - Why do you mock me? Why do you wish to anger me?
Only to see if it is still possible.
Worf and Korris, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503... - One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
Troilus and Cressida -- Act iii, Sc.... - GM: General
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