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• Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
  As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good....
• Great Gobs o' goose grease! A compute
• Playing an endgame with a king and no other pieces.
• And he that stands upon a slippery place Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
• Slippery when wet.
• Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.