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• Saves are not permitted during the endgame.
• If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• ANOINT: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
• Gilbert's Discovery: Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.
• I was playing poker the other night ... with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Ladies, here's a hint: if you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.
  That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. -- Billie Jean King...
• Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.
  -- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame...