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• Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. -- Seth Frankel
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
• Always think of each day of your life as your last, because someday you will be right.
• Marge: I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea. Everyone
  Aw, no. Marge is going to say something. etc. Marge...
• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• You always find something in the last place you look. -- Boob's Law
• Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
• You always find something in the last place you look, unless it's not there.