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• Real Men are NOT afraid to say: Fuck OFF, you're Not my type. -- Drieux
• Arnold Schwartzenegger at a Press Conference for the opening of a Planet Hollywood (type restaurant) in Springfield
  Yes, it's true, the menu was personally approved by my secretary....
• My heart is heavy at the remembrance of all the miles that lie between u
  and I can scarcely believe that you are so distant from me....
• I can type 10% faster in the nude.
• I can type, but have truble speling.
• My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
• All men can be lead to believe the lie they want to believe. -- Italo Bombolini
• Morning after pill for men, changes your blood type.