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• A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times over for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of pride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door.
  -- Stendhal...
• I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again....
• WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that the pst is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "An Ideal Husband" (1895)...
• Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him
  or out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart that he might love her....
• She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai