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• If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious. -- Mignon McLaughli
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• God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
  "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
• What do you want to talk about? I can talk about anything, I've been to college.
• A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
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