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• As the ticket inspector on the train approached, Edward Nye told his friend, the poet James Whitcomb Riley, to get under the seat as he only had one ticket.
  Riley was reluctant to follow his friend's request but eventually did so to avoid any trouble....
• Beneath this stone a virgin lies, For her life held no terrors.
  A virgin born, a virgin died: No hits, no runs, no errors....
• Dogs are trained. People are educated. -- Keith Riley
• Here lies Bob... He lived his dream.
• Just a wee cot - the crickets chirr - love and the smiling face of her. -- James Whitcomb Riley
• What this country needs is a toller hog, for people to live higher off. -- Don Riley
• He lived his life to the end.
• Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich.
  Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt....