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• Being ugly isn't illegal. Yet.
• It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.
• Utopia has banned neurosis -Punishes illegal thought.
  The people nurse, in static poses, Neurotic fears of being caught....
• How can a book print explicit instructions for manufacturing illegal drugs and get away with it because of a disclaimer about the book being for entertainment purposes only?
• The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
  -- Paul Leautaud...
• Hang around with dolphins, carrying a large pair of scissors in case you meet a tuna fishing boat that hasn't learnt about driftnets being illegal.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....