Ace: Sorry, Bongo, But Lunch Is ... On Mellie. -- Red Dwarf, 'Dimension Jump'
Ace: Sorry, Bongo, but lunch is ... on Mellie.
-- Red Dwarf, 'Dimension Jump'
Mellie: If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters, covered in maple syrup.
Ace: Sorry, Mellie -- I don't fraternise with staff....
Smoke me a kipper, skipper; I'll be back for breakfast.
-- Ace Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Dimension Jump'...
Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
RED DWARF OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE...
Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
Oxygen's for losers! -- Confidence in Red Dwarf 'Confidence and Paranoia'
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.