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• Ant Boy calmly prepares to execute his new friend ant-style.
  .. by PINCHING OFF HIS HEAD! -- Ant Boy...
• The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people.
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• Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
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