You Will Lose Your Present Job And Have To Become A Door To Door Mayonnaise Salesman.

You Will Lose Your Present Job And Have To Become A Door To Door Mayonnaise Salesman.

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You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.
Love is knocking at your door.
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
-- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
Please check your firearm at the door.
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
-- Nancy Banks Smith...
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full mooon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.