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• So... how come the Corinthians never wrote back?
• I wrote a program in Lisp once...it wrote back to me.
• A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies.
  Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started....
• I have been told that a young would-be composer wrote to Mozart, asking advice as to how to compose a symphony.
  Mozart responded that a symphony was a complex and demanding form and that it would be better to start with something simpler....
• The Norsemen never wrote home, and when Odin found out, they were Runed.
• Jerry wrote this in the fall of 1993.
• Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.
  Handel was half German, half Italian and half English....
• Real programmers wrote game theory.