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• Beethoven wrote nine symphonies. They never wrote back.
• I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
• I wrote my first program in 1954, and that didn't work either.
• Worf: "You wrote this program yourself?" Alexande
  Lieutenant Barkley helped me." -- "A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate unknow...
• So... how come the Corinthians never wrote back?
• I wrote my own benchmark test program. Now my machine is 500 MHz.
• I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
• Because he once wrote, We must love one another or die, he can command me to follow him.
  -- E.M. Forste...
• I wrote these tags myself. -- FIDO lie #III