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• To hell with user friendly. Will it keep beer cold?
• I'm a DOS user until WINDOWS freezes over!
• The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.
• banjo music plays] Abe: You're the worst shill I've ever seen!
  You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business....
• When it comes to user-friendly, you can't beat beer.
• Beer labels come off without a fight. -- Women vs. Bee
• Could I have a drug overdose? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up.
  -- Bob Uecke...
• The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  JESSEL...