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• Impartial, adj.: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• IMPARTIAL: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
• DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately know
  naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either....
• REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions.
  Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• EULOGY, n. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave.
  Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance....