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• If you look around a poker game and there's no sucker, you're it.
• You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
  -- W. C. Field...
• You know I'm a sucker, baby. For what the cowgirls do.
• Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
• Homer: OK, little buddy: hop in! [Bart steps forward] Ah bah!
  I mean my little _girl_ buddy. Lisa: That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior....
• Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
  Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
• Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
• Jargon Coiner (#10) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * HOBTOB (Hanging Out By The O'Reilly Books): Seeking free Linux technical support at a bookstore by waiting near the computer books for a geek to come by and then casually asking them for help....