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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered.
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered....
• I'd love to, but... I'm having all my plants neutered. -- 52 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.