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• When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprise
  first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. -- Donnay...
• If my soul could get away from this so-called prison.
  ..I should hover over the beauty of our own bright star....
• The stars are made of the same atoms as the earth." I usually pick one small topic like this to give a lecture on.
  Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars -- mere gobs of gas atoms....
• In her first passion woman loves her lover, In all the others all she loves is love.
  -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Jua...
• The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money.
  The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac...
• A woman's appearance depends upon two things: the clothes she wears and the time she gives to her toilet.
  .. Against the first we bring the charge of ostentation, against the second of harlotry....
• What came first, the woman or the department store?
• Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!