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• God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
• ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one accused of unusualness.
  God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh....
• God made the world in six days, and on the seventh She was sued for not filing an environmental impact statement.
• SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
  Among the Jews observance of the day was enforced by a Commandment of which this is the Christian versio...
• The Lord created the world in six days and on the seventh day, the Lord rested.
  On the eighth day, the Lord started answering the complaints....
• God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and then pulled an all-nighter.
• God didn't create the world in seven days--He goofed off for six, then pulled an all-nighter.