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• Gimmie That Old Time Religion We will follow Zarathustra
  We will worship like the Druids, Zarathustra like we use to, Dancing naked in the woods, I'm a Zarathustra booster, Drinking strange fermented fluids, And he's good enough for me!...
• Give me that REAL old-time religion--Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Danu, Inanna
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved.
  (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum is high, Our ball bearings are perfectly round....
• Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
  Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them
  and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent....
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!