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• Accountants do it for profit.
• Accountants do it with balance
• Accountants do it with double entry.
• Accountants' minds are always in NumLock!
• Accountants work their assets off.
• economist, n: Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
• ACCOUNTANTS! Problems balancing the books? Got a few figures you want to get rid of?
  If *you've* got numbers that you'd like to disappear, why not call FASCIST ARSON SERVICES....
• Old accountants never die, they just loose their balance.
• Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.