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• Old accountants never die, they just loose their balance.
• Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
• Accountants do it for profit.
• Accountants do it with double entry.
• Accountants are good with figures.
• Accountants' minds are always in NumLock!
• Accountants work their assets off.
• In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
  That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K....
• Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.