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• Goodle (n.) The puddle on the bar into wich the barman puts your change in.
• banana label n. The labels often used on the sides of macrotape reels, so called because they are shaped roughly like blunt-ended bananas.
  This term, like macrotapes themselves, is still current but visibly headed for obsolescence....
• You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
• banana label: n. The labels often used on the sides of {macrotape} reels, so called because they are shaped roughly like blunt-ended bananas.
  This term, like macrotapes themselves, is still current but visibly headed for obsolescence....
• BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• You may be redneck... if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
• Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character, and I know it's against all your moral fibers -- Lisa
  [grabs sheet] Give it to me. [chuckles] Hey, wait!...
• Is that a banana in your pocket, or you happy to see me?
• How do you know your elephant had her period? There's a nickel on your dresser and your mattress is missing.