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• If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
  -- Williams and Holland's Law...
• Williams and Holland's Law: If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
• If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #63
• Statistical Analysis: Mysterious, sometimes bizarre
  manipulations performed upon the collected data of an experiment in order to obscure the fact that the results have no generalizable meaning for humanity....
• Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
• That's enough, Data!