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• Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
• Barium: What you do when somebody dies.
• Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
• When all else fails, get someone to do it.
• Carl: What do we want? All: More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
  Carl: When do we want it? All: Soon! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.
  You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced....
• When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
  -- Johnson's First Law...
• When subtlety fails us we must make do with cream pies. -- David Bri
• Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.