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• If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead .
  .. -- Mike Harding, The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
• If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead .
  .. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
• America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America".
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
• If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...