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• Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
• Law of Balance: Bad habits will cancel out good ones.
  Example: The orange juice and granola you had for breakfast will be canceled out by the cigarette you smoked on the way to work and the candy bar you just bought....
• Loosing is nature's way of keeping you from winning.
• Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
• Linus: Hi! I thought it was you. I've been watching you from way off.
  .. You're looking great! Snoopy: That's nice to know....
• Never go into a hug off balance.